Title: Lust Overrides
Fandom: Tsubasa
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 810
Pairing: Kurogane/Fai
Summary: Fai is doomed anyway, so he doesn't see why he can't have a little fun before it happens.
Warnings: Porn, angst, makes more sense if you've read later chapters.

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Say, hypothetically, one had a hamster in a place that does not permit pets.

And, hypothetically, the place that does not permit pets suddenly announces room inspections.

Hypothetically, one does not know how thorough said inspections will be. Hypothetically, one thinks she can get away with hiding the hamster cage in a box in the wardrobe (with air holes in the back) underneath some other boxes. The sorts of boxes you bring stuff to uni in, that will not look suspiciously.

Hypothetically, do you think this would work? Or should one hypothetically start begging people to look after her for a day?

See the comments in the post below. Thank you everyone, especially Olga AKA antiva, AKA vanilla_ofuda AKA silly, my mail order bride.

I shall now resume feeling sorry for myself because I am going to be ill for the duration of my holiday.

....Wait, if I own it, can I move?

Title: Kuro-Santa
Fandom: Tsubasa
Rating: G
Word count: 1,213
Pairing: Kurogane/Fai
Summary: Kurogane takes on the role of Santa Claus and Fai gets in touch with his inner child.



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It's been released, darlings! Did anyone else have a very warped mental image of a Bleach/Harry Potter crossover?

...Someone else NEEDS to say yes in response to that question. Please?

Title: Christmas Dance
Fandom: xxxHolic
Rating: G
Word count: 1,281
Pairing: Doumeki/Watanuki
Summary: Watanuki has a very unusual way of asking a girl to a dance.


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Someone prank called my room again - the same person as last time, and with the same prank. Honestly. I would have screamed down the phone, but no doubt the people living around me would find that vaguely disturbing.

Lulu is trying to eat her cage.

I've discovered that I finish almost every xxxHolic fic that I start, which is better than my Tsubasa track record. This is rather irksome as I want to write, but can't think of anything. Which is scary enough in itself. And the CCSholic fic isn't working right now.

Also, I'm out of alcohol.

So. Um. Yeah.

Icon is highly appropriate. Head still ucky. Feels full of carpet and chainsaws. Stupid ball.

Last night involved:
o someone being abandoned in Blackpool
o someone on one side of me in the bus being sick
o the person on the other side falling asleep on me
o much mixing of wine and whiskey and maybe something else
o not paying for my wine (score)
o lots of photos being taken
o drunkenly reenacting the Potter Puppet Pals on the floor
o me going into writing mode and attempting to write fic on my phone

Title: Valentine's Card
Fandom: Tsubasa
Rating: PG
Word count: 514
Pairing: KuroFai
Summary: Fai has an offering and a suggestion.

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I finally return to LJ! ...At possibly the worst time. Go me! Well, it's only essays...

I come bearing awesome news: I have a hamster. She's a super fluffy dark grey and white one and photos shall be coming when she's less shy. Her name is Lelouch. Yes, that Lelouch.

I don't think she's started controlling me yet.

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Removed due to me not being able to work El Jay!

mennybeads, I've started uploading Death Note for you! I'll add the other episodes as I get mega upload to host them. Apparently the uni won't allow me to take stuff from there, but I can put stuff up. Weird.

Death Note episode 01

Death Note episode 02

Death Note episode 03

Death Note episode 04

Death Note episode 05

Everyone, feel free to gank away if you're interested!

How many university electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to stand on a chair and do it and one to operate the lightswitch.

If they had just given me the lightbulb last night, I'm pretty sure I could have done it myself. ¬¬

But anyhoo! I am having serious chocolate cravings right now but cannot be arsed to walk the five minute walk to Spar. Or even the one minute walk to the porter's area. I never realised laziness would work against me in such an awful way.

Incidentally, the icon is incorrect but I just wanted to use it. Last night I sobered up really early thanks to standing outside in heavy rain and fierce winds. Not so fun.

Weird sorta shaky feeling: not eating properly, drinking too much, not sleeping enough or freshers' flu?

Help please.

From Lancaster University Residents' Handbook, 2006/7:

"Some services are not supported due to high bandwidth or security or legal reasons (eg. music and file sharing and voice and video over IP)..."

This means? NO BLOODY YOUTUBE. No YouTube = NO NEW ANIME.

And possibly: NO NEW MANGA OH GOD I'M GOING TO DIE. High bandwidth.

I need another drink. I've been stressing out too much today as it is, but now... Oh, fuck.

Title: Watanuki's Girlfriend
Fandom: xxxHolic
Pairing: Doumeki/Watanuki
Rating: G
Summary: There's a reason behind Watanuki never getting chocolate for Valentine's Day. A Doumeki shaped reason.

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Title: D's Favourite Aphrodasiac
Fandom: Petshop of Horrors
Pairing: Leon/D
Rating: R
Summary: How far will D go for chocolate?
Author's note: vanilla_ofuda finally gets her long awaited Petshop smut! Sorry it took so long!

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Title: Kuro-Chan in Wonderland [1/3]
Fandom: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles
Pairing: Kurogane/Fai, Fai/Fai, Fai/Kurogane/Fai/Fai
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Kurogane is dragged down the rabbit hole by Bunny Fai, where he meets the same interesting character over and over again. They all have plans for him.
Warnings: spoilers for recent chapters, foursome, snowballing, male/male sex, crack, destruction of Alice in Wonderland
Author's note: Dedicated to hydrangea HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUMI!
Also, this bears much more resemblance to Miyuki-Chan in Wonderland than the original story.


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